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23-Jan-2018 04:56

We realized that we needed to do this, to draw up sex as icons, and make it completely comprehensive, funny, and diverse. Everyone looked at them, everyone talked about them, everyone had their two cents, and then being the only woman in a group of guys discussing body parts, obviously there are moments that are a little hairy, but… Well yea that’s a whole other conversation, because how do you make hair in simple line strokes?I showed some of the Flirtmoji to a friend, and she wasn’t surprised when I told her that you’re a woman. And that’s so beautiful, coming from another woman, that she saw that. Right, so I noticed that the free set of Flirtmoji don’t have hair, and I was wondering about that decision. I’m really glad you’re bringing that up because I feel like I’m being held accountable for that.(Unless your lover is in the middle of some god-awful war zone on the other side of the world.Then you should probably be watching the news instead of dicking around on your i Phone.) For the rest of us, Whats App is the magic spell which keeps the cold, wretched fingers of loneliness at bay. Boy: I'm only coming if you're taking me to the lingerie store with you as well.

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